You've met me/don't know me.

You (most of you...) most likely know who I am... My username hasn't changed at all. If you're new, or have a memory that doesn't span more than seven months, I'm agent Parker, with a classified branch of Homeland Security.

(I think I'm the only guy who can boast 7,346 notifications, as well... As well as possibly still the only guy.)

As far as I know, you are still the only guy

(However, I have 15668 notifications)

Ash! What the heck are you doing up at this hour? You have school in the morning!

*eye roll* I could ask you the same thing, however I'll just answer your question. I can't sleep

Also, I always wake up with enough time to get dressed and ready for school/seminary, so yeah

Yknow, whatever. We are currently having two conversations, so how's about we just stick to this one?

*shrugs* sure, that works! XD

ಠ_ಠ my notifications haven't changed

)))

Quel?

I just deleted them... XD now they'll change!

Ha. This is crazy.., question for you.

Yeah?

Actually three. One: how've you been for the past seven months? How's highschool?
Two: does everybody hate me now? (Be honest.)
Three: do you know anything about what happened to me?

One: seven? You counted??? I've been alright, a little hungry here and there, but I'm so busy I sometimes forget to eat accidentally. I do, however, make up for it quite often by eating bigger meals.
Two: hate you? No, I don't think so. Granted, I can only say based off of what I've seen and read when I'm actually on. I HAVE been really busy as of late. Seriously, how do you guys balance highschool and whhb?!?!
Three: only a little. I heard you had a hard time working through some things but you're doing better now, but that's about it.

I'll address two first... In short, my amends will take the rest of my life literally. No. One: what classes do you have. No. Three: Better hardly comes close. I was dead, and now I'm alive, like I've never been.

(We should probably save two and three for a better time now, though... That's totally my fault, sorry.)

(I feel like I'm whispering when I post in parentheses...)

(Oh, yeah, this is my first time on whhb in a long time, so I ain't been keeping up.)

Two: if it helps, I kinda understand why you disappeared from whhb for a while (I did, too, actually) so no need to apologize to me.
One: currently? Some classes from last term I haven't quite finished yet, plus computer tech, PE, and forensics.
Three: ((I had this whole thing typed out and the internet decided to be a jerk and make me rewrite it..)) I kinda understand, but not really. My mother would probably understand much better than me considering she's suffered with depression for the majority of her younger life, and is just recently getting the medical help she needs in order to actually have a properly functioning body. (She was severely anemic and a number of her hormones were WAY out of wack)

(It's okay, this is my first time on in about a month)

And Spencer, (don't hate me for this) you have a friend in me. If you need to talk, or ANYTHING, you have... Surprisingly limited ways of contacting me.... Hmmmm.... Whatever, the offer stands.

((Also, I was talking about the song reference, not the offer))