Nothing Left to Say

"You help me will kill Crowley, I don't torture the people you love. You don't have to do another deal, and, as a bonus, I will not only leave this Oklahoman sob story, as well as get out of your life forever, but, I will find a.. well, way to get rid of your demon problem, or get rid of your angel problem. Your choice."

"Well this is going to hurt." I started playing an exorcism that I had recorded on my phone.

I yawned before grabbing the recording device, rolling down the window and throwing it out. "Seriously? Did you actually believe me when i said they got all the binding spells?"

I sighed a bit, "Fine Mr. Bigshot how many more?"

I laughed. "Like I'll tell you! I like my insurance! Try that again, and I'll see you in the fifth Mexico."

"What insurance do I have? Huh?"

"Nothing. Your best bet is to just listen to me so I don't slit your toy's throat then walk around with him until I get bored with it and leave him bleeding out next to a road in a small town."

"Whatever jerk."

"No probs." I winked at her. "So, you gonna help me become King, or you wanna visit the cousins?"

"You never shut up do you."

"Tick tock, Nat. You in, or out?"

"It seems like you're forgetting that I'm not popular downstairs at the moment."

"You're a demon, but if you'd rather not see your grandpappy John, you can be my silent partner."

"Yeah, well you've kissed me a few times and they're going to know downstairs so..."

"I don't care. Demons are naturally unhappy."

((Got to go, my dad needs the internet.))

"I'm trying to help you."

"How?"

"You think you want to be king, but you don't."

((Wanna see the summary I wrote for my book?))

"Why not?"

((Sure! E-mail or here?))

((I'll email it, it's short though))

"Because, the number of enemies you have quadruples when you get power."

I shrugged. "Fine by me. Winchester take care of everything."

"Yeah right."

"I'm serious! You Winchesters kill everything that shed another person's blood! I'll actually be sending you a list, give you something to do."