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((Alasitar has a British accent, you're chill.))

Alasitar: I looked around. "It's a complicated story that involves a prophecy."

((If we're mentioning accents then it might be good to know that Nic is from Medieval Europe and has an old English accent))

"As for where, I believe it's Colorado in North America."

"Stupid Americans," I muttered.

((That was still Artemis, right?))

((Olivia is American, so I'm assuming so.))

Kira: I stepped up, pulling out my knife. "Do you wanna repeat that sentence?"

"Woah relax," I exclaimed, gently pulling her knife down so she wouldn't use it.

Artemis: "You can't honestly say I'm wrong. Most of you Americans are stupid."
Liv: I rolled my eyes a bit, "Whatever. What's your name Mr. SmartyPants?"
He shot me a glare before answering, "I'm Artemis Fowl the 2nd."

I glanced at the others, hoping his name might mean something to them.

Liv: "Oh him, yeah, he's a character in a book here." He studied me a bit, "And you're a character in a book where I'm from so explain yourself," he snapped.

Alasitar: "Artemis Fowel? I think I have that book... But, isn't that also the name of a Goddess...?" I looked to Olivia for confirmation.

Liv: "Yeah, it is. Aww that's so cute, he was named after the maiden goddess!" I grinned and he glared, "I was not," he stated, "I was named after my father."

"Then your father was named after the goddess."

Artemis: "No he wasn't!"

Alasitar: "So your father was named after a maiden Goddess?"
Kira: "Whoa, wait. Artemis was a maiden. Man, that requires some explaining..."

((Hmm that threw off the conversation dangit))

Artemis: "Stop focusing on my name and explain what's going on." I pulled out a pair of glasses and slipped them on.

I turned to the others. "That's more of their thing than mine. I don't really understand very much of what's happening."

"Well, here, you're a book character, I think. We all are embodiments, it seems, of popular tv shows and books, called fandoms." I stuck my hand out. "Alasitar Mills, Once Upon a Time fandom. Pleased to meet you."

Artemis: "Nice to meet you too I guess." I shook his hand briefly before wiping it off (he's a bit of a germaphobe). Olivia quickly recited the prophecy and went over everything she had told the others. I nodded slightly and looked around, "Hmm... it looks like there aren't any fairies here."

I sighed. "Great. Magic, gods, angels, now fairies."

"Oh, I do have the Blue Fairies's number. I don't think she'll answer. She's always kinda dying..." I pulled out my phone.

"Always kinda dying?"

"It's complicated."

((Dang we can't really continue without Kennedy))
"Oh. Okay."

Artemis: "Not those kind of fairies. Holly isn't here either..."