Cheese

BOO!!! Hi! I SAY, HAVE AT THEE!!!

Meh, I'll start!
Hi. My name is Valley. Calven Valley. But my friends call me The Cheese. Why? I have NO idea! They just do. My friends are just weird like that. And I am too, I guess, 'cause I call them cheese names, too! One is called Cheesy, another is called Cheese-a-dragon, and yet another is called cheese-it! I guess we're just "cheesy" that way! Haha, sorry! I just like cheese humor. Maybe that is why they call me "The Cheese"!

My friend, Calvin, was yelling to me. "Cheese-a-dragon!" He likes calling me that, though I'm apposed to the whole cheese name thing.

Cheese-a-Dragon, what's wrong with the cheese name thing?

Yeah, what's wrong with the cheese names?

(Cheesy, we've discussed this but, our readers do need to know. I'm not a fan of the cheese themed names one, because I'm not a boy like the rest of you, and two my real name is much more sophisticated.) Calvin was calling from across my back field. WE lived in an old town, and I lived in an old mansion. I also had a field for a back yard. (Oh yes, My name. I'm REALLY Ireland Alice Pillage.)
((I love this new type of RP!))

Just because you are the only girl doesn't mean that you have to hate on everything guys like. Jeez Irel. The whole cheese thing was started because of me. The cheese, you said I was cheesy, then I said you're 'The cheese'. Like 'The man'. Ya know?

(I still think it's a ridiculous boy thing)

Whatever. Let's get on with the story. Okay, that was weird, I for once was serious... WITCHCRAFT!

AH!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!*FALLS ON TO FLOOR AND PLAYS DEAD*

Nice one, cheesy. Now-zzzzzz...

Augh, Boys. *nudges one with foot*

GAH!! WHAT?! I wasn't asleep!

*Smacks the back of Calven's head* Dude, this is mostly your story, so tell it.

It's your story, too! Ha! Second page!

So? Me and Irel are more like side-characters in a book, while you're the main character. TELL YOUR FREAKING STORY DUDE.

(Do I need to do everything? *rolls eyes* Boys. Why.... why, do I hang out with them? Actually, I'm the only one who can answer that, and I have no idea. OOh, I'm off topic again. we are on a second page and we haven't gotten to anything! Here, my part:) When it all started we were 14 and 15 years old. We found we had powers. I could make plants grow, and they (meaning the plants) really liked to look out for me.
((Fanfiction a little bit for my character, she's related to Beck! Credit: Pillage by Obert Skye))

Fine! So anyways, my friends and I are a little different than most people. We don't have shadows. Happy?

I can become invisible. Which means I can do some flippin' awesome pranks. *Turns invisible and scares some of the neighbors*.

And I can teleport! Hehehe!

We all don't have shadows but, instead we have powers.

It's actually a pretty good switch!

*Appears with a random pie in my hand*

OH, NICE ONE!!!